Oh shove it where the sun doesn't shine California Milk peeps

So the California Milk Processor Board and Goodby, Silverstein & Partners have produced this new ad campaign "Everythingidoiswrong.com" and today is NOT the day I should have found out about this.  So these California Milk people, who I naturally assume are men, are saying that if your woman is PMS'ing and irrational....because of course when women PMS they are COMPLETELY irrational...give her a glass of milk and everything will be cured. SERIOUSLY?!  So in MY irritated, irrational, and annoyed PMS state, I am showing the following picture to my husband. 

BAAAAAD IDEA.  He died laughing and said they should just insert his face on the picture.  Dude...if you were thinking about getting any for the next couple weeks, you just KILLED that hope.  What is wrong with men?  Why can't they just be a little sympathetic to us women just once a month?  I want them to experience PMS just once.

Done with my rant for now....and this song came on Disney Channel just now and will be stuck in my head for the next 100 days...so get stuck in yours, too!  MUHAHA! (that is my attempt at an evil blog laugh....)

I am NOT ready for some football

I thought I would be ready.  I knew for 6 years this day was coming.  It came yesterday and I was not ready.  Is there any way I can procrastinate the arrival of my little baby playing tackle football?!?!!?!?

Not Me Monday

I'm not the one who made sure I went to Sonic to get a bag of ice while out to pick up dinner because my husband wouldn't stop earlier for me to get a cup....not me!

I'm not the one who didn't want to wait an extra 20 minutes in Publix for the rotisserie chicken to cook so I just went to KFC...not me!

I'm not the one who suggested turning on Despicable Me for the fourth time to avoid the tween Disney shoes today...not me!

I'm not the one who is letting my child have an ice cream sandwich at 8:45 at night...not me!

I'm not the one who flat out told the football team mom that I was going to do the absolute minimum volunteering because I do so much during baseball season and I wanted to enjoy my child do a sport....not me!!!